Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?! " Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price Winston S. Churchill
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Steve Martin
To live only for pleasure is to die while living.
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Lailah Gifty Akita
A woman with an education may be able to spend more time sitting in a chair instead of lying on her back. A sound advantage, I should think.
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Anne Bishop
It's hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy.
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Oliver Markus Malloy
Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? “I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d...
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Tina Fey
More Quotes By Winston S. Churchill
To each there comes in their lifetime a special moment when they are figuratively tapped on the shoulder and offered the chance to do a very special thing, unique to them and fitted to their talents. What a tragedy if that moment finds them unprepared...
A joke is a very serious thing.
This is not the end, this is not even the beginning of the end, this is just perhaps the end of the beginning.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use to be anything else.
